“Davey-poo,
Squeezy cheeks,
Understand my early face.”

“Grumpy-cheese,
Wendlydale,
Dancey-face in time to tune.”

“Davey-pie,
My-oh-my,
You’re a runny nostril face.”

“Grumble-flaps,
You’re an umm,
We should eat some warmy-nice.”

“Davey-plops.
Muddle-bum,
Rumble stinky botty burp!”

“You’re a one
To talk about
Farty burpy smelly sounds!”

“Grampie-flops,
Smelly face,
Funky monkey chunky poo!”

“Scaredy cat,
Door mat,
Nicky nacky paddy whack.”

“Chumpie feet,
Dangle arms,
Humpty Dumpty horsey-hoof.”

“Davey-doo,
Fanny face,
Wavey Davey prancey feet.”