Such an evil jerk….
It’s a dirty job being Mnofdichotomy. Ok, it’s not. My alter ego, that which I write under, is a blast. A well paying blast, at that. I get to spout off about pretty much anything I want, and thousands of people read my garbage. And make no mistake, a lot of it is garbage. Oh, I have my moments; along the way I’ve managed to spit out an actual decent article or two. I was bound to…. the law of averages said I had to do something that didn’t suck sooner or later.
One thing I have managed to pretty well along the way is piss people off. The masses do get annoyed when you pretend some idiot celebrity had died, or exaggerate a fact or two along the way. Not that I mind; truth be told, this Mnofdichotomy fellow is actually something of a jerk. But I’d be something of a selfish bastard to keep all of this comedy gold to myself. So here it is… names, faces, the works. My fan club, my peeps…. those whom I have genuinely offended along the way.
First we’ll start with the articles. That’s right, I’ve offended some of these self righteous folks so much they had to go and write a whole big article about just how mad at me they were and what a big doody head I really am. (I know, I’m just providing them views if you click, but I’m ok with that. It’s worth it based on comedic value alone.)
Mnofdichotomy is a Terrible Writer
Garbage From User Mnofdichotomy
Such indignation! Priceless, ain’t it? Next, we have the complaints. That’s right, some people are so bathed in indignation that they feel the need to file a formal complaint with Triond!
Ha! 
Greetings my dear. What I think is funny is the fact that people took the time to write articles about you. A sorry attempt to gain views because of your user name. People are so fickle. I still love ya. 
Riotous !!! Hadn’t had such a good laugh in ages …
But then, what do you expect of people who believe what Wikipedia says? … your articles are definitely nearer to the truth than that …
Genius!
Just goes to show how people are naturally addicted to CRAP!!!! hahaha
You may be a jerk, but who cares!!! Triond wouldn’t be the same place without you
“Aye Basketballkid, It makes it seem like it’s okay to profit from misleading the public, and creating outright lies about people who have a family and others who care for them…”
I’m pretty sure people already do that… It’s called politics Some pretty funny stuff actually. I didn’t know you could be reported for stuff like that. The Triond staff must really love you there, their comments are pretty funny XD What’s actually pretty funny is that people say they refuse to read your stuff, yet every day you post, the same people will read what you post, and then complain about it, saying that they refuse to read it. Thus the cycle continues.
On to a serious note: Go die! No I don’t really feel that way, but from what it appears in comments I’ve seen in over half of your articles, I felt I needed to say that to fit in 
lol. Yeah it’s nice to write quality articles, and some people really care about it, but you won’t be making any money without page views, so more power to you mate. I’m kind of interested in how much you make per month on average with you getting so many views :O I look forward to more articles from this jerk
BAHAHHAHAHAHHAH That answers the question I had asked you in your inbox! Thanks
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