Well Rep. Weiner got caught with his ‘weinie’ hanging out

In the face of so much political clout his humanity had to shout

Another case of indiscretion in the realm of profession

He made the mistake of posting his erection

Of course, we’ll judge him and say he was wrong

Forgetting about our secret sins we have all along

The man is human and sin grips him too

So don’t be so quick to judge unless you wear his size shoe

I knew it would come to this

Information so high on everyone’s list

Whether the news edifies or destroys

We want to know all the ploys

The real tragedy is we think we have privacy

But as you can see privacy is almost obsolete

Especially when you twitter or tweet

A piece of your mind or a piece of your meat

So the next thing on the agenda

Are the women he now wishes not to remember

Now comes their payday and Weiner well,

What’s left to say?