My name is Doreen,
And I’m really kinda rad.
They say I’m kinda dorky,
I look just like my dad.
My hair is real short,
Sometimes I grow a beard.
I bite on my toe nails,
I guess thats sort of weird.
I never wear deodorant,
So, I guess I kinda smell.
My hair is always greasy,
So I have no need for gel.
I never wash my laundry,
Cause it just costs too much.
So I dip it in the toilet,
And add some final touch.