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We’re Having a Crappy Christmas

16 Dec 2010

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

Three cats attacked me in the driveway

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

I ate 4 of my daughters hash brownies

Three cats attacked me in the driveway

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

After 5 shots of tequila I find myself naked in the snow

I ate 4 of my daughters hash brownies

Three cats attacked me in the driveway

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

Six neighbors called the police

After 5 shots of tequila I find myself naked in the snow

I ate 4 of my daughters hash brownies

Three cats attacked me in the driveway

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

Stabbed 7 times by old lady next door

Six neighbors called the police

After 5 shots of tequila I find myself naked in the snow

I ate 4 of my daughters hash brownies

Three cats attacked me in the driveway

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

The 8 cops dropped me after they heard my story

Stabbed 7 times by old lady next door

Six neighbors called the police

After 5 shots of tequila I find myself naked in the snow

I ate 4 of my daughters hash brownies

Three cats attacked me in the driveway

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

9 stitches ripped when I hit the ground

The 8 cops dropped me after they heard my story

Stabbed 7 times by old lady next door

Six neighbors called the police

After 5 shots of tequila I find myself naked in the snow

I ate 4 of my daughters hash brownies

Three cats attacked me in the driveway

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

I got fed ten pieces of ex-lax in the emergency room

9 stitches ripped when I hit the ground

The 8 cops dropped me after they heard my story

Stabbed 7 times by old lady next door

Six neighbors called the police

After 5 shots of tequila I find myself naked in the snow

I ate 4 of my daughters hash brownies

Three cats attacked me in the driveway

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

I met 11 buffed gay guys in the county jail

I got fed ten pieces of ex-lax in the emergency room

9 stitches ripped when I hit the ground

The 8 cops dropped me after they heard my story

Stabbed 7 times by old lady next door

Six neighbors called the police

After 5 shots of tequila I find myself naked in the snow

I ate 4 of my daughters hash brownies

Three cats attacked me in the driveway

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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We’re having a crappy Christmas

I know this cause

Sentenced to 12 yrs each of 12 crimes

I got fed ten pieces of ex-lax in the emergency room

9 stitches ripped when I hit the ground

The 8 cops dropped me after they heard my story

Stabbed 7 times by old lady next door

Six neighbors called the police

After 5 shots of tequila I find myself naked in the snow

I ate 4 of my daughters hash brownies

Three cats attacked me in the driveway

I got two speeding tickets on way home

After I got fired for the last time today

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