Reg’ slipped it out of his trousers

Monica gasped with delight

She’d never seen one so enormous

And it gave her a bit of a fright

He slapped it down hard on the table

She reached out and stroked its whole length

Then trying to lift up the monster

She found she did not have the strength

She knew that the size was a problem

She knew it would never fit in

So she took out a knife from dresser

And sliced it all up nice and thin

Reg told her that was the last time

That people had thought him quite barmy

As he walked all the way down the High Street

Down his trousers a giant Salami