Who let the twister into my head?

Who knew “I love you” went often unsaid?

Never drink milk, drink white wine instead.

Blood’s thicker than water, and water’s not red.

You’ve never been injured until you have bled.

Who let the wolf get into my bed?

Who needs the dough

When they’ve got the bread?

Who speaks to Elvis, when Elvis is dead?

Who’s leading people along by a thread?

Fish get real fat when they’re overfed.

Forget about Bill, don’t mess with Ted!

The past tense of flee’s not fleed, it’s fled.

Gold is worth its weight in led.

Santa Clause just fell out of his sled.

And by the way….

Who let

the twi

ster ge

t into

my h

ead?