Description: This poem/song is written to depict the frustration you get when you can’t find something you need right now. The funny questions you ask yourself, the suspicions that creep in and the consequences to anyone who caused the loss of this most necessary, missing article. It’s all captured here in – Who Stole My Underwear.
Who stole my underwear? I have looked every where.
Tell me, where can they be? Who stole my underwear from me?
I was look-in for my chonnies with my radio on,
tryin to find out where they went?
But when I pulled out my drawer, saw that they were gone,
I started to rant and rent!
Who stole my underwear? I have looked every where.
Tell me, where can they be? Who stole my underwear from me?
Maybe I left them on the piano bench,
down by the living room floor?
So I went there, started looking around,
when Sally flung open the door!
Who stole my underwear? I have looked every where.
Tell me, where can they be? Who stole my underwear from me?
Could be their in, the basement downstairs,
underneath the washing machine.
But Sally was there and what I got,
was the reddest face that she’d ever seen?
Who stole my underwear? I have looked every where.
Tell me, where can they be? Who stole my underwear from me?
If I ever catch, the guy who stole,
the very essence of my being.
I’ll take him down, put them over his head
and he’ll be a-kickin and screaming!
Who stole my underwear? I have looked every where.
Tell me, where can they be? Who stole my underwear from me?
If you ever see, my shorts in the wind,
just catch em and bring em on over.
But don’t you lie and steel them from me
or I’ll sic you on my mad dog – Rover!
Who stole my underwear? I have looked every where.
Tell me, where can they be? Who stole my underwear from me?
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