This is supposed to be funny poetry lol. At first I was writing about somebody I once knew.. Then it turned into just flat out funny haha.

You open your legs more than you open your mouth. I say fuck the world, and you take it literally. Such a mess you are, with your stained sheets and your rug burned knees. You see no benefits in having friends without  benefits. Free hooker for sale, free hooker for sale, that should be your sign. Hold it up high and proud, just like you do with your shirt every night. Strip clubs don’t even want you to be seen there, they have requirements ya know; this isn’t an STD fair. Share your wealth with the world, giving out one, or two, or three STD scares at a time. Isn’t your mother proud? Oh wait, she is. She’s been doing the same since she was a kid. Babies having babies, isn’t this the game? Or is it abortion after the abortion? Oh hell, it’s all the same. Your as loose as the grand canyon, yet as used and filthy as a Porto potty. But oh yes, your ever so “hott and naughty”. You claim everyone wants you, yet every time you get a screw – you get a paper bag too. Over your head it goes; yet, when will you ever stop? Nobody knows!

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  • PARAM on Aug 9, 2010

    Nice Share.

  • AshleyApathy on Aug 9, 2010

    Haha thanks. There’s a typo in it :/ I don’t know how it happened! I tried fixing it and it just has a clock near where it should be having a pencil >:O

  • addjust on Oct 2, 2010

    how did that happen can i see it again?

  • Erin Miller on Oct 8, 2010

    Interesting..

  • Ubel Ein on Oct 12, 2010

    Ya know what? …I like your sense of humor!!!:)

  • RAJEEV BHARGAVA on Nov 27, 2010

    i also found this very interesting and amusing. great work. :)

  • Allison Jae on Apr 10, 2011

    More than anything the title drew me in. This seemed a little hostile but in a humorous way.

  • Eldridge on Apr 28, 2011

    It would seem that you have shown your true self. Tsk…..

  • Erin Miller on Jun 5, 2011

    You know something. I actually know a few people like this. lol It is really sad.

  • The Silver Phoenix on Jul 13, 2011

    Lol. this is very entertaining and funny. :)

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