This is supposed to be funny poetry lol. At first I was writing about somebody I once knew.. Then it turned into just flat out funny haha.
You open your legs more than you open your mouth. I say fuck the world, and you take it literally. Such a mess you are, with your stained sheets and your rug burned knees. You see no benefits in having friends without benefits. Free hooker for sale, free hooker for sale, that should be your sign. Hold it up high and proud, just like you do with your shirt every night. Strip clubs don’t even want you to be seen there, they have requirements ya know; this isn’t an STD fair. Share your wealth with the world, giving out one, or two, or three STD scares at a time. Isn’t your mother proud? Oh wait, she is. She’s been doing the same since she was a kid. Babies having babies, isn’t this the game? Or is it abortion after the abortion? Oh hell, it’s all the same. Your as loose as the grand canyon, yet as used and filthy as a Porto potty. But oh yes, your ever so “hott and naughty”. You claim everyone wants you, yet every time you get a screw – you get a paper bag too. Over your head it goes; yet, when will you ever stop? Nobody knows!
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