Anybody else we know?


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Just in case we didn’t have enough strife
We’ve recently learned tigers don’t mate for life.
Now we’re hearing about sex addition.
Want to hear about my big prediction?
I’ll bet there’s a lady out there holding her breath,
Worried sick and scared half to death
That the National Enquirer’s next big drama’s
Gonna be a story about Obama’s mamas.

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  • LoveDoctorGoodBye on Dec 13, 2009

    Lol. You are probably right. good one! I love tigers.

  • PhoenixRox on Dec 13, 2009

    LOL. Tiger? haha. You smarty you. Loved this one. How clever.

  • drelayaraja on Dec 13, 2009

    wonderful write. Well said.

  • Pinaki Ghosh on Dec 13, 2009

    well composed

  • PR Mace on Dec 13, 2009

    Very good, Ken. I can’t wait to see the headlines.

  • Mr Ghaz on Dec 13, 2009

    very creative piece..well-written too. thanks Ken 8) 8)

  • stryka66 on Dec 13, 2009

    Good one, Ken – the stuff of life – and journalism’s bread & butter

  • Jane Jane on Dec 13, 2009

    LOL. made me laugh.

  • johnnydod on Dec 13, 2009

    Tigerrrrrrrrr well done Ken

  • Darla Cooke on Dec 13, 2009

    Great poem!

  • Mark Gordon Brown on Dec 13, 2009

    I would rather have news about Tigers than about Tigers Wood.

  • cutedrishti8 on Dec 13, 2009

    Wonderful sir Ken..

  • Ruby Hawk on Dec 13, 2009

    Ken, I wouldn’t be one bit surprised. They are out for all the politicians they can catch with their pants down. Uh oh, I mean in compromising situations.

  • Goodselfme on Dec 13, 2009

    There has already been an email sent to me about that very issue about the prez’s mama. Some things get stuffed quickly. Tx for the write.

  • Brenda Nelson on Dec 13, 2009

    that was very witty!

  • Guy Hogan on Dec 13, 2009

    Today Tiger Woods. Tomorrow Obama; or his mamas.

  • Authoress Terry E. Lyle on Dec 13, 2009

    That was amusing. LOL :)

  • Toni Love on Dec 14, 2009

    I love it Ken. lol

  • Yovita Siswati on Dec 14, 2009

    very amusing post!

  • qasimdharamsy on Dec 14, 2009

    Good Post….thanks…

  • Lord Banks on Dec 15, 2009

    Life needs to relax Ken-ster! good write.

  • Reilley on Dec 15, 2009

    This was terrific, topical and clever.

  • Kate Smedley on Dec 16, 2009

    You are too witty … and possibly too accurate! Fabulous poem Ken.

  • Lady Sunshine on Dec 16, 2009

    LOL…clever man you are. Though there will always be a transgressors list. I’m sure 500 years into the future it will still be the same thing.

  • Marie Antoinette on Dec 17, 2009

    Funny, so cleverly written.

  • nsmukundan on Dec 19, 2009

    well written…My best wishes to U.

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