Why men talk to the breasts.

 Well the answer is the breasts have hypnotizing magical attraction 
invisible to the eyes it has powers invisible to the naked eyes &
it leaves a sane looking man look like a peeping tom this all has been
proved by scientifically by world renowned body the magnetic powers 
are not to be taken lightly.ha ha lol guys welcome who are friend’s 
please have a seat and those who have clicked on the article for the
title of the article please have patience.the actual subject matter 
of this article is beauty contests i wonder why they are not called 
skin contests.here we have a swim suit round and that is all guys
watch and for all the wrong reasons lol ha ha.

The ladies in this round wear skimpiest tiny mini swim suits 
and walk around showing their assets and i might add here
nothing is left to the imagination.the idea is beauty is skin 
deep thus all the guys around look at them to see the inner
beauty and clap and encourage them to show much more of
it wishing they had a drink in their hands to enjoy more of 
this hard work they do ha ha.and more the show is bolder
more value it has and is called high class society and  these kind of shows are also held in so called developing
countries as well progress is the name of the game.even from my country many titles have been won they call it world
beauty & universal beauty contests the ladies who won the
titles are actresses today and one thing remarkable about such 
events are when all the ladies are asked about their beliefs 
all of them say they have participated because they want to
work like mother Teresa and are concerned about hunger in africa
and how they want to do social work if they win the title ha ha ha
and when they finally do win the title they gasp and cry & cry & cry
why because they are now money bags and their dream has come true
all so call social work goes out of the window ha ha ha now the point 
here to ponder is what is the purpose of this all these contests well i searched 
and researched and conclusion is all this is very big business when ladies 
from my  country won it was a very lucrative markets for the make up manufacturing
multinational companies here we are talking about billions of dollors at stake
so it usually is decided by them which country is going to be the winner can u beat
this ha ha and all the painstakingly done rounds are nothing but lol.u guessed it.

Now finally here we have few pictures of the contest which was held on  last year.

The remarkable thing about this contest was all these ladies are over 50 60 year old 
ladies the tittle was miss over 50 which was held last year.

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Comments (19)
  • mkd1788 on Jan 19, 2010

    interesting…very straight forward post….good one

  • Priyanka Bhowmick on Jan 19, 2010

    can’t blame only men :D
    good post

  • AlmaG on Jan 19, 2010

    Women are totally gifted.

  • albert1jemi on Jan 19, 2010

    i definitly agree with AlmaG they are amazing

  • giftarist on Jan 19, 2010

    Like this one..I love to see bikini contests. he he

  • T. S. Lewis on Jan 19, 2010

    THANK YOU! LOL I need to see their birth certificates though, among other things. LOL. The old guy standing with his hands up is over 50 I don’t know about the women.

  • alc on Jan 19, 2010

    A great share and totally agree with you!

  • cutedrishti8 on Jan 19, 2010

    Amazing collections..

  • upeshdaa on Jan 19, 2010

    where I am now. I forget myself, fantastic.

  • Sourav on Jan 19, 2010

    Good post. Agreed.

  • Anamika S on Jan 19, 2010

    Nice Post! Guys are guys…You just reminded me of a Guy at the Bank i worked who use to shamelessly stare at the breast area and most of us use to feel that he is making us naked with his eyes.

  • 8Shei8 on Jan 19, 2010

    Wow those ladies are in their 50s. They look great! Regarding breasts, you can look but cannot touch :)

  • Eunice Tan on Jan 20, 2010

    Men will love this article.

  • Frances Lawrence on Jan 20, 2010

    I wonder how men would like it if wome looked only at their assets without ever giving them eye contact!

  • lillyrose on Jan 20, 2010

    Fun article, I can totally see what you have done here! Some of the breasts are fake, should that be allowed? LOL thats a whole other article!

  • Intuitive on Jan 21, 2010

    This is a rigged contest, they are all not over 50. You have given all the men a feast here. lol

  • drelayaraja on Jan 21, 2010

    Hmmm Funny……made me to look at them :) lol

  • Stan Wilson on Feb 1, 2010

    wow soon we be having the over 70yrs women doing the same thing,very good post here…..

  • lionheartguru on Oct 21, 2010

    the article is funny but is based on brutal and weird facts !
    I liked the babes anyhow …. its in our DNA !

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