IBM: A COMPANY that makes MACHINES to THINK. (STICK your LOGO UP your BLANK).

How to type:

Use good timing.

Do not think.

Just type.

Feel the keys.

Do they bounce back at you?

Do you feel good about what YOU are typing?

Are YOU a robot?

Do CONSCIOUS MACHINES exist?

What is technology, you moron?

Do machines rule the world?

Can you stop this?

What is time?

When?

NOW.

Also, the chess quote of the day in some year in some month on some day at some time on some machine at some place on the EARTH WAS: (QUOTE) “Why must I lose to this stupid idiot?” (or something EXTREMELY CLOSE ENOUGH to that.