As sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland …

Here the phones, they are ringing

in my pocket, change is jingling.

What a beautiful site,

making money tonight,

working in telemarketing land.

On the phones You’ll say yes and no mam.

and they will always try to turn you down,

you’ll say you got a deal like you just don’t know mam,

and try to turn all those No’s around.

Later on you’ll conspire,

how to get your sales higher,

to place in your pay,

all the cash that you made.

working in telemarketing land.