Summer’s over, and my days have moved into fast-forward.
It’s a shuffle to the left,
Shuffle to the right,
If you don’t pick up your feet
You’ll be all right–
Doing the morning feed shuffle.
If you pick up your feet,
You’re gonna throw a fit
Cause the kittens run under,
Make ya do tha’ split
Doing the morning feed shuffle.
Kibbles for the doggie,
kibbles for the cat,
Keep your feet on the floor now
So ya don’t go splat
Doing the morning feed shuffle.
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The pup’s excited
He’s started to zing
Give that dancing puppy
A pigeon wing!
Doing the morning feed shuffle.
Pop-a-top of canned food
For the toothless queen
She’s got a Siamese yowl
But she’s the sweetest thing.
Doing the morning feed shuffle.
Double shuffle through the shower now
Do-sa-do with your favorite towel,
Brush your teeth, comb your hair
Don’t forget clean underwear!
Doing the morning flee shuffle.
Jump into the pants,
Throw on the shirt,
Look at the clock,
Already late for work!
Doing the morning flee shuffle.
Grab up the lunch,
Grab glasses and keys
Won’t get far without these
There’s an obstruction,
Can’t close the door,
There’s a kitten
Tryin’to shuffle off to Buffalo!
Doing the morning flee shuffle.
Drivin’down the road
Straight into the sun,
Boom, chocka locka,
That’s how its done
Doin’the hustle
In my old white ford
No cares in the bustle
Can’t afford the load
No time to sing
The summer time blues,
Stand and wait
You’re gonna lose–
Doin’ the work day shuffle!
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