This is the story about my parade. It went well, it included shotguns, rpgs, and grenades. once it was over I decided to attempt a murder. I went to mcdonalds, asked “can I please have a burger?” The guy said to me happily “yes you can sure!” and I said “you better get it quick you idiot I want a burger!!!!!!!” Then when he was in the kitchen I took someones knife, then he gave me the burger i said “enjoy the end of your life!!!!!” I ate the burger quickly Then I suddenly froze and stood stiffly. There was an FBI agent here opening the door. Did I mention I started a war?? It was all about my parade, yes it was. I said to him “yo, cut me some slack, cuz!” he just smiled and said “i’m not your cousin, private. Now get the heck over here or ill kill you!!!!” So i said “oh poo. I thought I would get away with this. come on man, stop acting like a bottle of piss!” He said “YOU STARTED A WAR!!!!!! YOU MIGHT HAVE CAUSED THE STATE TO TURN INTO A SEA OF BLOOD AND GORE!!!!!!” and I held up the knife and said “Bye bye!” Then I heard the guy from the FBI. “hey I don’t wanna die!!!!” But he didn’t. I ended up killing the mcdonalds guy. Then I escaped to a bar. The FBI didn’t catch me, but I knew I wouldn’t go far. When I made it, I ordered a few glasses of beer. Then the bartender Joey said “now, sonny, get over here. Do you wanna be drunk out of your mind?” And I said “Now, old dumb one, that is very kind. Caring about a drunken fiend. Now, this drunken fiend’s name is Joey the Mean!” Well he didn’t like that. “I’m not mean!” he said. All of the sudden the FBI showed up and Aimed for my head. They missed and the bartender ended up dead. “Now YOU’RE outlaws, my friends.” well, let’s just say this, it’s not where it ends. This dumb FBI guy Did end the war. Yes back in the line “I knew I wouldn’t go far”. But he started a new one. He’s pretty dang dumb. I bet his hobby is sucking his thumb! let’s face it, he is a psychotic crazy freak!!! But, one thing about him, he isn’t weak. He could knock you out in one punch!!!! But this is proven, he still eats Captain Crunch. Isn’t it weird???? A 35-year-old with a BEARD still eats this little kid cereal? I mean, come on, he’s in the FBI!!!!!!!!! A guy with a wimpy mind like this would surely die in a bad situation!!!!! This guy is a disgrace to the human creation!!!!! He’s gotta be getting lucky. (oh, another thing, he still plays with a rubber ducky!) How could a man of such low IQ be a top class FBI agent? Well, I’ve given enough information today. If you like, I’ll make the sequel, if not, the poem business I will stay. I believe I have talent, I really think so. If you don’t like the poem I won’t go. This is my hobby. So, i have one more thing to say: IAY MAY ERYVAY WESOMEAAY!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, and IAY OPEHAY OUYAY IKELAY TIAY!!!!!!