Dan in real life was a 40 year old virgin who hated his job in the small office space. He didn’t want that to be his final destination. Something really had to change. He walked out of the office without saying a word.

Once in the parking lot he panicked. He looked over at the men in black and exclaimed, “Dude, where’s my car?”

One of the men said, “It’s down revolutionary road at the last house on the left. It’s right next to the hotel for dogs.”

Dan turned around and the man said, “I have your keys though.”

“Give them to me.”

The man held the keys above Dan’s head. “You’ll have to work for them.”

Dan tried to jump up and get his keys as one man threw them to the other and said”White men can’t jump.”

The men saw that Dan was almost as mad as a raging bull and one man said, “Paulie, let him have ‘em now.” Dan grabbed the keys and walked down the road.

He heard an old man yell, “I know what you did last summer!”

Dan turned around to face the old yeller and realized he knew the guy. “Look who’s talking. It was last valentine’s day when you were sleeping with the enemy.”

“Don’t remind me. I hate valentine’s day.”

“So do I. You don’t have to be a genius to analyze that.” He looked at his big watch then asked, “Do you want to walk with me?”

I was supposed to meet Joe Black today but I don’t really want to.”

Dan said, “It’s always all about Steve, isn’t it?”

“No. I love you, man. Besides, I heard Joe is boring.”

“I’m glad, Steve. Maybe on our walk you can tell me a bit about what women want.”

They took a shortcut through the field of dreams to get to the road.

Steve said, “When I was little I was an orphan for a while before I was adopted by some funny people.”

“Shortly afterwards we met at a casino in Las Vegas, right Steve?”

“Yeah that’s right.” He stopped walking and firmly said, “You remember what happens in vegas stays in Vegas, right?”

“I swear I’ll never tell a soul that you tried on 27 dresses. I won’t even mention now what you did to that shaggy dog.”

Walking again, Steve said, “I swore the hangover the next day was going to drag me to Hell.”

Dan pointed. “There’s my car! Hey, Beth is there too!”

“She had a good friend who I knocked up once. I liked her friend more because Beth just wasn’t the hot chick at all.”

Dan smiled when Beth looked over. “I disagree. He took a few steps forward.

Steve shouted, “It’s a real falal attraction! No good can come of it.” He looked at Beth and yelled, “He’s being nice! He’s just not that into you!

Dan walked up to her and said, “Don’t listen to him. I love you, Beth Cooper.”

She smiled, “We should have a date night.”

Within seven months they were in a limo that said just married on the windows.

The wedding night made Dan realize that it was definitely worth waiting for.