Satirical poem on the Royal Wedding, cutbacks, public Bank holidays, writer’s block cured by day trip to the Scottish Highlands, written at short notice yesterday.

Monday 25th April -

1pm and nothing written -

Not a scrap of poetry.

What to write about

When inspiration won’t

Come? Trip to Kingussie -

Fine light for photography,

Pictures of Pitlochry,

Blair Atholl, Strathspey -

Not a good day for writing.

Poetry not forthcoming due

To rowdy Rangers fans and

A gaggle of wedding hens

Drunk on Bacardi.

So much for public holidays.

What about THE wedding?

Over-publicised and over-

Merchandised. Pretty Kate

Seems a nice girl; bloody

Hard to care about the

Pampered royals. Millions

Lavished on that wedding

Better spent on council

Services or the NHS. -

Political anti-royalist

Rant over. – So I DID

find something to write!

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