Yanky Doodle ate some noodle,

While sitting on a poodle. 

He went to yodel,

Do you doodle,

Ended doing a smoodle.

Yanky Doodle Ha Ha Ha 

Yanky Doodle You Donkey

Called the world your children

And ended up being a monkey.

Then came a baby with a tummy,

Whose eyes went all too runny. 

Had a mother who worked for money,

And Yanky had a run with granny. 

Yanky Doodle Ha Ha Ha 

Yanky Doodle You Donkey

Called the world your children

And ended up being a monkey.

Here comes Wall-E,

With a shopping trolley. 

Thinks her looks are girly,

Marilyn Munro truly,

With books duly,

Will undress just fully. 

Wall-E Wall-E hahaha

Wall-E Holey Molly

Wall-E Wall-E hahaha

Called Yankys wink a Smally 

Mummy baby suck please her toes,

Air Conditioner under nose

Went to play the undergrows

Made money in carnal prose

Got hot yanky under throws.

Got the married yanky.

Got hot yanky who does prose,

And I called him Stupid Rose.

Then came granny,

Hard up for money,

Thought his looks were funny,

She cooked meal hearty,

Went all farty,

And got yanky in the gunny. 

Oh Granny got hot hot hot,

Oh my the naughty granny.

Oh my granny bathe her not,

She felt her man ain’t manly.

Then came ducky,

Thought she was lucky.

Because Yanky went plucky.

It went mucky,

She got unlucky,

Hubby got hit by a trucky.

Ducky sang Quack Quack Quack

Ducky Songbird Ducky

Ducky derailed and went just off the track,

And became so unlucky.

Then came Tweety,

Who was a sweety.

Signed a peace treaty,

Went all sweaty,

Then all meaty,

And went to be a totty. 

Tweety Tweety Tweet tweet Tweet,

Tweety you are naughty.

Spent a night walking on the street,

And went just downright dirty. 

Then came Katie,

Met in City.

And went all flirty.

Asked for dirty,

Went all naughty,

And became a knotty.

Katie Katie the naughty bride

Katie the hottie Katie.

Went to Yanky for a ride,

Because husband got all grotty.

Meet old Maggie

The old haggie

Who whipped out a leggie

Then did a veggie

Got all edgy

Went on to do allergy. 

Maggie Maggie ha ha ha

Maggie the old favy

Maggie Maggie ha ha ha 

Wanted brother yanky

In the Navy.

Then came Marie

Who felt sorry