Oh you great and stinky beast,

How you pollute the environment,

It becomes impossible to stay in the same room with you

Perhaps I’ll buy a tent,

Yes, you can look at me,

With those doggy eyes so brown,

But the next time you get leftovers,

Is when flying pigs come to town

Why oh why do I do it,

It’s always a mistake, no doubt!

Get out you farting monster

Before you knock me out.