Somebody please pinch me
Awaken me from this sleep that I’m in
Because baby…
You are….
NOT THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS

And it seems I would’ve known
Because you don’t even own the physical things
Like an arch in your back with a fat booty to match
In fact that sits in the front where your stomach should be at

But I like your conversation
And for a woman who can hold one I’ve been patiently waiting
So when you open your mouth I never put up a fuss
I just look you in the eyes
With all sincerity I think to myself, baby…
You talk too much!

And it’s just my luck that you’ve been wishing for a man who listens
Cause that’s me
And the curse words you abuse
Help me to see you’re not the lady I would like for you to be
Your dancing, Your singing, yes baby it’s true
There come moments where I can’t stand you
So sometimes I like you better when you get quiet and just sit
Although you can’t cross your legs cause your thighs are too thick

Oh a man can only wish….

You’re expensive
I’m broke
You love to joke
I look at things so analytical
For what it’s worth neither one of us can remember when you last went to church
And I can tend to be too biblical

I wear the pants in the relationship
You put them on to go to sleep
You be all over the bed
And your snoring drives me to drink

But baby…
You take my breath away
Cause you’re heavy
So on top of me for long periods of time you can not stay

But I gotta say…
You’re sweeter than pure sugar cane dipped in honey
You make me smile like free money
I don’t care who knows you came into my life
We may have fights about what’s right
But they always end with laughter
The genuine between us is so perfect
The imperfections don’t even matter

That’s why I rather be with you
And it’s a shame
Cause these lames would want me to leave my dame like that brother from New York when he retired from the game
But I won’t
My friends think I can do better
But I don’t

You’re my lover when I need romance
You’re my stripper when I need a pole dance
And whenever we hold hands
I feel like the joys of life are about to expand

You make me a happy man

I thank God for every chance I get to hug you
You’re not the woman of my dreams
But that’s why I love you!