This one is for big D&D fans only. If you’re not a D&D fan, you won’t get it. Leave now. Shoo!

We’ve all heard the old jokes, “druids do it in the woods” or “rogues do it from behind”. Well, I’ve put a few of them here and come up with my own. So, read, enjoy and share. Some are better than others. And why not add your own to this list using the comments function?

Rogues do it from behind.
Bards do it with musical instruments.
Fighters do it with big weapons
Barbarians do it naked and with rage.
Sorcerers do it with magic.
Rangers do it with their pets.
Gunslingers do it with metal barrels.
Warlocks do it with demons
Paladins don’t do it.
Clerics do it with gods.
Archmages do it with rods.
Orators do it with their mouths.
Monks do it with ki
Psions think that they do it.
Shadowdancers do it in the dark
Dwarven defenders do it standing still.
Horizon walkers do it everywhere.
Loremasters read about it.
Duelists do it with each other.
Arcane tricksters didn’t do it with ya mum.
Wizards do it with books.
Truespeakers talk about doing it.
Eldritch Knights do it on a carpet.
The DM does everyone.

With love and hugs (and a lot of alcohol), Evis T.