So  you say that you are a lady

Well that’s hard for me to believe, 

As I known the life that you have led

And the life now that you do lead.

You cheat around and you do also lie

And you curse and drink more than any man, 

You cant teach virtues too your own two daughters

As them yourself you don’t understand.

You say you might be a lady

Well that I think could never be

As a lady doesn’t brag on hickeys from other men

Or leave their husbands for other men to see.

And while their home is sleeping

A lady doesn’t crawl out bed of her spouse

And leave while her own daughters are asleep

And runs to bed a man in a broken house.

So you say you think you might be a lady

I think I have heard that story once before

As a lady marries for love and then forever

And not for escape, and later to become a whore.

And a lady is known by both woman and man

Wherever she might go or where she might be

And the people she meets, and that she greets

They can tell you, that she is truly a lady.

So now you say you wish you were a lady

Well that of course will never be

As a lady is married to the man she is with

And not used by him or by other men in discreet.

And a lady doesn’t lie or doesn’t cheat or even steal

She doesn’t leave from one man to another

And she wont change her hair so people wont stare

And she doesn’t blame her fault on her own mother.

So you say that you are not a lady

I am so glad you finally accepted that fact

As a lady is a roll model for daughters everywhere, 

And not for advertisement for when she is on her back.

A lady is virtuous and is loyal and ever so caring

And those are the qualities that you never had

She is also devoted to her man and is a good mother

A lady you never was, or will be, and that makes me sad.

Randy L.. McCLAVE