1) Have you ever worn clothes of the opposite sex? e.g. if you’re a guy then women’s clothes and vice-versa

2) Have you ever tried to make your eyebrows even by shaving them?

3) Have you ever had a serious crush on a cartoon character?

4) Have you ever worn a weird combination of clothes because you thought it looked cool? e.g. a tracksuit jacket over a fancy shirt

5) Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?

6) Have you ever said bad words around children, not knowing they’re there until after you’ve said them?

7) Have you ever called a woman a man or vice-versa?

Have you ever been caught talking to yourself?

9) Have you ever called someone and went “yo whassup bitch?” and then heard that on the phone was actually his/her mother whom you haven’t met yet?

10) Have you ever had to meet his/her mother after talking to her like that?

My answers:

yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, no.

Not necessarily in that order.