The driver’s ed instructor has survived another nerve wrenching day.  It hasn’t been easy.  Take a moment and break open a few fortune cookies from the driver’s ed instructor.

1.   Yield the right away.  Don’t tell the other driver to make my day.

2.   Slow down and relax for awhile.  That’s the ticket.

3.   Stop, in the name of love.  Okay, now it’s time to go, go, go.

4.   Now is not the time to show off your headlights.

5.   Don’t be a road hog unless you’re bringing home the bacon.

6.   The path in your life is full of dangerous potholes.

7.   Never drive in the wrong direction unless you intend to be a big hit in life.

8.   The ticket that is on your car will never win you the lottery.

9.   Do not drive when you reach the age of one hundred and do not drive at the speed of one hundred. 

10. Be careful when you park your car.  Be really careful.  Be really, really careful. “BUMP!” Congratulations, you just bumped into a police car.  Do not pass goal and do not collect $200.

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