Our favorite pink star fish has been making us laugh for more then 10 years. But what are some of his best sayings?
We’ll just jump right into it without some stupid introduction:
Patrick: “Eat Barnacle Chips, they’re delicious.”
SpongeBob: “They are most certainly not delicious”
Patrick: “Not the way I use them”
Patrick: “Pet-sitting? Won’t that hurt them?”
Patrick: “Boating School? I thought this was Spanish class.”
Patrick: “Sandy’s a girl?”
Patrick: “Which one of you flat-foots stole my lollipop?”
(Spongebob blows a bubble in shape of elephant) Patrick: “Hahahahah! It’s a giraffe”
My personal favorite: “Oh east! I though you said weast”
Mr. Krabbs: “That’ll be 5 bucks.”
Patrick: “All I have is 7″
Spongebob: “Patrick are you angry too?”
Patrick: “Yeah”
Spongebob: “What’s wrong with you?”
Patrick: “I can’t see my forehead”
Patrick: “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
Patrick: “We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!”
Wonderful quotes 
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