Everyone loves this little sponge from Bikini Bottom. Here are some of the best quotes from the past ten years of laughs.
Gary the Snail Quotes here
Spongebob: “Can’t have dirty garbage”
Spongebob: “Gary the snail, you are going to finish your dessert and you are going to like it.”
Spongebob: “Moss always points to civilization.”
Spongebob: “I anything can’t do right since because pickles.”
Spongebob: “Squidward, this is great, just you, me, and this brick wall you built in between us.”
Spongebob: “And now! With two hands!”
Spongebob: “Oh my god! A floating shopping list!”
Spongebob: “We have to go through.. the perfume section”
Spongebob: “Psst, Squidward, I’m working in the kitchen… at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I’m chopping lettuce… at night! Look at me, I’m swabbing the bathroom… at night! OW I burned my hand!… at night!”
Spongebob: “It’s big, slimy, and pink!!! Its an alaskan bull worm!!!”
Spongebob: “Imaginationnnnnn” *makes rainbow*
Spongebob: “Krabs is a *dolphin noise*”
Spongebob: “First go like thisss… Spin around, STOP! Double take three times, 1, 2, 3. Then pelvic thurst! Woooooooo, Wooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Then bring it around town, bring it around town. Then a little of this, then this, then this and that and this and that and then *blows bubbles*”
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