School is almost over.  Kids are ready for fun.  Relax, take a moment and open up a fortune cookie before the kids get out of school.  Today, we shall

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read some fortunes from teachers.  Enjoy!

1.   Give your brain a rest before you take the test.

2.   Being the class clown is no laughing matter.

3.   It is better to read from a text than to just sit around and read text messages.

4.   It is never neat to try and cheat.

5.   Learning and earning go hand and hand. 

6.   It is troubling if you think that an F stands for fantastic.

7.   You cannot find the golden rule in the periodic table.

8.   Intelligence does not begin from the stomach.

9.   Homework is a blessing, not a curse.  Of course, this statement is open to disagreement.

10. You can ace the test if you refuse to play the role of the Joker.

11. You can call in sick if you have a virus, but you cannot call in sick if your computer has a virus.

12. Having a school party is in.  Having a pot party is out.

13. If you are superstitious, skip the number thirteen when you count to twenty.

14. A field trip does not mean that you are going to be dropped off in the middle of a field.

15. Don’t just sit around and vegetate unless you think that you are a plant.