People get inspired by chocolate and make clever quotes about it. Let’s see which of these funny chocolate quotes makes the best description of you.

Funny quotes make people happy and smile; funny chocolate quotes make you happier and laugh. Men love chocolate so much that they have created occasions throughout the year so as to have a special reason to eat chocolate all year round: New Year, Valentine’s Day, Easter, Mother’s Day, Halloween, Christmas… you name it. People also get inspired by chocolate and make clever quotes about it. Let’s see which of these funny chocolate quotes makes the best description of you.


Chocolate quotes on love

  • Forget love– I’d rather fall in chocolate!!! ~ Sandra J. Dykes
  • It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man. ~Miranda Ingram
  • Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.~ Author Unknown

Chocolate quotes on life

  • In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better. ~ Author Unknown
  • In heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. ~ Author Unknown
  • Life is like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re gonna get. ~ Forrest Gump in movie ‘Forrest Gump’
  • If life is like a box of chocolates, then its time for me to buy another box,

          I seemed to have already devoured all the good ones! ~ Author Unknown

  • Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
  • Chocolate: Here today …. Gone today!

Chocolate quotes on human weakness

  • Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces ~Judith Viorst
  • A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate. ~ Author Unknown
  • There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE. ~Linda Grayson, “The Pickwick Papers”
  • Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.~ Lora Brody,
  • Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done. ~ Author Unknown
  • What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead. – George Bernard Shaw
  • Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - John Tullius

If these funny chocolate quotes cause you to crave a piece of chocolate, by all means go get one. The funny quotes will likely add flavor to your chocolate!

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  • Ruby Hawk on Apr 29, 2011

    Cute, Chocolate is better than snuff, That’s a quote from the Appalachians.

  • Eunice Tan on Apr 29, 2011

    Chocolate is lovely & luxury. Thanks for the quotes

  • fagina on Apr 30, 2011

    In heaven chocolate has no calories and is served as main course! That’s my favorite! I do eat chocolate as main course but it is not free of calories!!

  • Lynn Hollis on Apr 30, 2011

    I want some chocolate right now.

  • aprilsong on Apr 30, 2011

    wow,looks both beautiful and delicious

  • UncleSammy on Apr 30, 2011

    Nice share

  • sanaahmed on May 1, 2011

    good done

  • galore on May 2, 2011

    nice share

  • Stable on May 2, 2011

    Some great quotes! I think my fave was the “In the beginning…” one. Nice post Pearl.

  • sanaahmed on May 17, 2011

    hmm nice

  • neopisiva on May 25, 2011

    These are some yummi quotes,indeed.I always like the one from Forrest Gump!That is my choice number one.

  • chobirdokan on Feb 9, 2012

    Hah ha… very nice share..having fun.

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  • winny on Jun 5, 2012

    chocolate, coffee and men somethings are better rich

  • yasin on Nov 26, 2012

    Nice quotes. Acquire some fun. thanks ya..

  • micheal on Nov 26, 2012


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