1. Interviewer: Does the band have any new year’s resolutions?

    Gerard: None so far… I guess we’ll just keep it real.

    Interviewer: Just like a gangsta rapper. 

    Gerard: Oh yeah. We’re street as fuck.

2. Bob: If The Black Parade didn’t sell well, we’d still tour. I’m kind of hoping we can play a 100-seater club sometime

    Frank: 100-seaters would be pretty rad. I can spit on everyone then! 

    Bob: Here’s an idea we’re already in agreement on. You know how you roll up to an arena with full-on production? We’ll roll up to a              500-seater and do a week there- and our tour will last for 6 years.

    Frank: Why don’t we just go to the homes of everyone who bought the record? Set up full stacks in the living room.

    Bob: They can invite 30 friends.

3. “Gerard, in my view, is the second coolest motherfucker on the earth… second because I’m the first and therefore cooler!” -Frank Iero

4. Interviewer: So, what’s by far the coolest animal on this planet?

     Mikey: The zebra!

     Bob: I like the mastodon.

     Interviewer: But why the zebra? 

    Mikey: Of course, because it’s striped! Zebras are really black. If you shave them it’s a black horse. And it makes funny noises.

    Frank: Zebras can be very nice, but if you piss ‘em off they can be very mean! I would choose the sea cow.

5. “I think Hula-Hoops need to come back. There’s less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops. -Mikey Way
6. Gerard: Do you remember the macro pants explosion?

     Mikey: Oh… yeah!

    Gerard: Minutes before we were going on I’m stretching, and I wear tight pants, you know? Crotch explodes, you know? And        Mikey was like “You gotta go change!”.

    Mikey: Wardrobe malfunction!

    Gerard: He was freaking out. He was like “You gotta go back to the bus and get a new pair of pants”… it was like, blue underwear                    everywhere!

    Interviewer: Blue underwear?

    Bob: Gerard wears blue underwear.

7. Mikey: Yo…yo, Bob’s screen name is ‘bobs(bleeped)! IM him!

     Bob: Mikey Way’s… hey, you want me to drop… Mikey Way’s phone number is…

     Mikey: NOOOOOOO

8. “Mikey’s actually engaged, and I didn’t even… he never told us. I think we found out from, like, people on the internet. He just didn’t tell anybody.” -Frank Iero