Dead elephant leaves ivory, dead men leave their name.

Many great people came and left this earth. Some of them left their mark in the form of major works, building or anything that can be enjoyed by future generations. Some of them leave the words with full of wisdom and values ​​that provide inspiration and encouragement on how to live a great and victorious in our own achievements. The authors of these words are respected, loved and admired. They are president, generals, celebrities, musicians, sport player and so on. And each of them has become ordinary citizens who believe in something extraordinary and achieve it. There’s a lot we can learn from their last legacy to us, their words. 
  
Many of those words that can entertain and inspiring us who are depressed and even impossible to laugh or smile. If that’s happen, you need to visit great funny quotes. They have large collection of funny will get you rolling on the floor in laughter, your sides splitting and tears running down your face. They are the perfect go-to whenever you need a chuckle to brighten your day. These hilarious words from thousands of authors will give you the perfect witty thing to say, whether for graduation or a birthday, a project or personal pleasure !

Such as:

  • Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Peter Tosh

  • Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected! Anonim

  • I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde

  • Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. Oprah Winfrey

  • Life is like Facebook.People will like your problems and comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs Gandung

  • God’s great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage. Mark Twain

I hope you enjoy ! (DodDid)

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  • anndavey650 on Apr 13, 2011

    Especially liked the last one!

  • megamatt09 on Apr 14, 2011

    Very inspiring indeed.

  • adicodrean1967 on May 2, 2011

    great share

  • Gail Cavanaugh on May 14, 2011

    Great, but your aticle should have included more quotes to arouse interest. Great link to the site.

  • doddid on May 25, 2011

    Gail, I’ve already add some funny quote.Thanks for suggestion

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