“Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***’ll come back with you ” – Sid

“Whose baby is that?” – Phil

“Check it’s collar or something.” – Alan

“it’s on the corner of ‘get a map’ and ‘f*** off’. ” – Dr Valsh

“Next week’s no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town.” – Alan

“Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon. ” – Alan

“You are literally too stupid to insult” – Stu

“Thank you ” – Alan

“No its a sachel… Indiana Jones has one. ” – Alan

“Jesus, he’s like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and s*** ” – Phil

“it’s not illegal. it’s frowned upon… like masturbating on an airplane” – Alan

“Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot ” – Phil

“I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack ” – Alan

“It would be so cool if I could breast feed” – Alan

“I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. ” – Alan

“How dare you ! She’s a nice lady!” Alan