Greeting Card Verses

R.B. Parsley on Jan 10, 2009

These are a variety of greeting card verses I’ve written over the years.

Anniversary

Love is the music of the soul that plays a glorious tune in the heart as we dance through life to its thunderous beat… Happy Anniversary!
The glorious adventures of life litter the pathway of happiness on our journey to celebrate our love that will shine for all eternity… Happy Anniversary
The music of love is a soulful melody that can only be played by the heart… Happy Anniversary from my heart to yours

Birthday

What talks and is considered the universal birthday gift? Money, Money, Money, Money… But unfortunately I don’t have any, But Happy Birthday anyway!
What is the perfect gift for a sports fan? A bag of Chips, Pizza, Soda or beer, remote control, T.V. and… More Sports!!! Have a Happy Birthday!

Graduation

What do high school graduates need? A Job!!! Happy graduation and welcome to the future!
Today graduate you begin your journey through life with what you have learned. With the tools of knowledge you will build a better tomorrow as you travel down the road of success to a bright wondrous future. Congratulations on completing your education!
You soon will soar into the vast regions of the universe of success, where you explore and discover new worlds of opportunity. The future is in your hands, so make it yours! Happy Graduation!
Yesterday’s dreams became today’s reality with hopes of a better tomorrow just over the horizon, where many have pioneered the vast reaches of the imagination. So go forward graduate and make your discoveries as you turn each corner of life making each of your dreams the reality of a new and prosperous day… Happy Graduation!

Humorous Wedding Verses

The definition of a wedding day: The day the groom’s running shoes wear out… Congratulations on your eternal union!
The definition of a wife: She is the sweet innocent angel you married yesterday, only to find out she was the demon that the devil through out of hell because she was meaner than him! Congratulations on your wedding day!
The definition of marriage: When the sweet angelic, innocent girl of your dreams turns into the terrifying monster of your worst nightmare! Congratulations on that wonderful union called marriage!
The definition of a husband: He’s the guy with two lumps on his head that everyone thinks is Joe Camel
May all the days of your marriage be filled with bliss, and may you learn how to duck, so she’ll miss! Congratulations on your wedding day!

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nobert soloria bermosa on Jan 10, 2009
hi Randy,
beautiful and lovely….and funny verses my friend
Alicia Wind on Jan 10, 2009
That’s wonderful message , you know…
Christine Ramsay on Jan 10, 2009
A wonderful selection to end beautiful and funny messages.

Christine
Christine R amsay on Jan 10, 2009
That should read send beautiful messages.
Ruby Hawk on Jan 10, 2009
You write beautiful and witty verse. Congragulations
You are a man of many talents.
PR Mace on Jan 10, 2009
I have to agree with Ruby you are a man of many talents. Have you been able to have any of these published on a card? They are well written verses.
Jasin on Jan 10, 2009
Lol, nice work.
I liked this one alot “The definition of marriage: When the sweet angelic, innocent girl of your dreams turns into the terrifying monster of your worst nightmare! Congratulations on that wonderful union called marriage!”
Great!
Joie Schmidt on Jan 10, 2009
Cute, original article*

Blessings.

Sincerely,

-Liane Schmidt.
M Stokes on Feb 1, 2009
Thanks for sharing this with us
Nick Kenney on Feb 7, 2009
I love these! Randy publishers out there are really missing out by not signing you!

Hi there!