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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.


Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

My heart’s in the right place. I know, ‘cuz I hid it there.

You are just jealous because i act retarded and people still luv me. 

If you’re naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine!

The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste

You should never care what others think, they don’t do it very often.

Men are just like roses, watch out for the pricks.

Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.

It’s not your job to like me…it’s MINE!

Your boots may be made for walking, but mine are in case I need to kick your ass!!

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