These quotes and sayings are sure to make you laugh until your tummy hurts!
¨ Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
¨ Stop being so stupid… it’s my turn.
¨ It is as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
¨ We’re all given some sort of skill in life. Mine just happens to be beating up on people
¨ All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
¨ Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.
¨ Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks so!!
¨ Hating me won’t make you pretty!
¨ People want what they can’t have and when they get it they don’t want it anymore.
¨ Practice makes perfect, but if no one is perfect, why practice?
¨ Rule #1 I’m always right
¨ Rule #2 If I’m wrong please look at rule #1
¨ Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
¨ If you talk behind my back, you’re in a perfect position to kiss my ass.
¨ Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
¨ Boyfriends are like fires, they go out when left unattended!
¨ Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
¨ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
¨ I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
¨ If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
¨ I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
¨ It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
¨ Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each other’s phone.
¨ Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like its funny.
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