Passover will soon be here.  It is a prominent Jewish holiday.  Time to break some matzos and see what fortunes are in store for you.

1.   Life is full of miracles.  Every day that you are alive is a miracle.

2.   It is better to be boiling mad than to have boils on your skin.

3.   The parting of your hair is not the same as the parting of the Red Sea.

4.   If the water that you are drinking turns red, don’t drink it!

5.   Las Vegas is not the Promised Land although you may be humbled by your loses.

6.   Never roast marshmallows over a burning bush.

7.   If your work continues to decline, you may be passed over for a promotion.

8.   Don’t be so bitter, Herb!

9.   Never shout, “Hocus Pocus, you’ve got locusts.” 

10. If you lay a staff on the ground, don’t expect it to turn into a snake.

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