i once asked if you get milk from a shacked up cow and if different types came form different cow

i once said to my girlfriend “aw you have to feet of a pig” she didn’t look happy till i told her of my love of pigs

Ive been kn-owed to say some stupid things in my sleep such as…..

“i don’t like carrots”

“thats £2.50 please”

“singing ten green bottles”

woke my girlfriend up and asked “are you my bit on the side”