Following on from famous quotations about money – http://socyberty.com/issues/they-said-what-famous-quotes-about-money/ – and love – http://socyberty.com/relationships/they-said-what-ten-famous-quotations-about-love/ – here are some of my favourite quotes about sex.

·         Why should we take advice on sex from the pope?  If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t! George Bernard Shaw

·         Tell him I’ve been too fucking busy – or vice versa. Dorothy Parker

·         Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. Mark Twain

·         We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Lily Tomlin

·         Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns

·         Having sex is like playing bridge.  If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. Woody Allen

·         How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches. Flash Rosenberg

·         Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Groucho Marx

·         It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. Elizabeth Taylor

·         When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. Unknown source

·         The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there’s nobody to talk to during an orgasm. Unknown source