Let’s face it. Sex and dating can be very funny business, especially when left in the hands of the writers behind our favorite funny movies.

“You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.” – Jim Levenstein (Jason Biggs) in “American Pie.

“See, when a girl decides that you’re her friend, you’re no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.” – Chris Brander (Ryan Reynolds) in “Just Friends.”

“That’s what I love about high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.” – David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) in “Dazed and Confused.”

“Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bull’s-eye.” – Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn) in “Wedding Crashers.”

“Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate.” – Rachel Hansen (Chloe Moretz) in “(500) Days of Summer.”

My closest relationship is with my Blackberry. Thank God it vibrates!” – Kara Monahan (Jessica Biel) in “Valentine’s Day.”

We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.” – Gigi Phillips (Ginnifer Goodwin) in “He’s Just Not That Into You.”

“Well, as far as I’m concerned, the Internet is just another way of being rejected by women.” – George Pappas (Steve Zahn) in “You’ve Got Mail.”

“The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.” – Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) in “Sex and the City.”

“You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.” – Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) in “Pretty Woman.”

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  • Uma Shankari on Jul 29, 2011

    Very entertaining. Liked it.

  • Ukrainian on Jul 29, 2011

    The last one is my favorite.

  • Xandine on Jul 30, 2011

    Cool & funny post. :-)

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