Trying to find a class motto for graduation, or a status that is sure to get noticed? here is a collection of motto’s and sayings for just that!

Funny:

  • If you want to run with the big dogs, then you have to learn to pee in the tall grass…
  • A man has will, but a women has her way…Oliver Wendell Holmes
  • In life its not who you know that matters, its how your wife found out…Joey Adams
  • The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us…Bill Watterson
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity…
  • Someone knocked over my recycling bin, now I have icons all over my desktop…

Witty: 

  • The problem with instant gratification is that it takes to long…
  • Collaboration is essential, it allows you to blame someone else…
  • I blame society for anything I say that you disagree with…
  • I try to keep my mind open, but not so open that my brain falls out…
  • If I were an arithmetic operation…I would be subtraction, I just want to make a difference…
  • If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?….Abe Lincoln

Heartfelt (Deep):

  • What lies ahead, and what lies behind are nothing compared to what lies within…
  • A bend in the road is not an end in the road, unless you fail to make the turn…
  • Only as high as we reach can we grow. Only as far as we seek can we go. Only as deep as we look can we see. Only as much as we dream can we be…
  • Alone we are Individuals, together we are Invincible…
  • We are all stars, shining long after we are gone…
  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step…

Disclaimer: I am not the original author of ALL the above quotes, some were found when looking for a class motto. However I did create this list.

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