Saddam old boy was having some fun,
To the dismay of the UN.
He blew up a village, a hundred or two,
But then something happened, something new.

George Bush Jnr, old boy, who was over the lake,
Tried to show he was tough, he wanted to demonstrate.
He was tougher than tough, and rougher than nails,
And Saddam’s many wives would be like holy grails.
But Saddam wasn’t happy, his expression was blank,
He wouldn’t leave his country to some Yank.

George said he was looking for Mass Destruction,
But because of this there was an eruption.
Save the trees! And free Saddam,
Don’t send the troops to Iran.
“You’ll never find me!” Saddam said,
While hiding his money under his bed.

But Bush eventually found him with a two meter beard,
And old boy George just sneered.
“I’ll kill him for what he has done,”
“Just like my father, for I am his son.”