A Hilarious Rap About Random Things

bacon eating crazy clown on Jul 17, 2009

This rap really touches the heart. it will make you wanna cry.in a good way though…

okay…..okay, okay,

youz a fool, and you drool. i just sit by the pool, im real cool. im the man with a plan. you just own a caravan.

i like to do cool stuff, like acting real tough. you cant count to three, you sit down when you pee.

when i snap my fingers it will make you wanna cry, actually you will wanna die.

i own a retarded hen, you loving kissing men. my raps come from the south, you like poop in your mouth.

in this rap of mine, i make a sweet rhyme. i can eat a full lemon, you’re a stupid penis gremlin.

you are lame, im insane. I MAKE PAIN

sorry that im so mean to you, but its just because you love eating poo

im getting real competetive, and this song is starting to get repetetive.

im not sure i spelled that right, but at least i put up a fight. good night.

LOLLOLOL 10 min raps of tah dome

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Comments (16)

Rose2798 on Oct 22, 2009
Umm… it’s INTERESTING lol
B e a u t i f u l on Nov 8, 2009
hahaha HILARIOUS YO!

You should go platinum – I support
JawaadAhmadKhan on Feb 14, 2010
Well, you’re better than half the rappers out there nowadays.
Hellotogoodbye on Apr 13, 2010
That was so good. Random stuff is just always the BEST!
LadyGanja on Apr 19, 2010
Silllyy ! haha
suhail on May 20, 2010
lol @ ladyGanja like the name ‘lady ganja’ … wow like your rap too .. ahh let me try too

can i play the rap game
suck at it and put others at blame
oh what a shame
this rap game will leave me err.. defame?
now is this good rap or disgrace
should i shine or hide my face
i think i should quit this race
before i hit the grass
or you kick my ass …
coffeeadict on Nov 6, 2010
Great 1 – sometimes it’s best to simply put 2 gatha what springs to mind…
s j tubrazy on Jan 8, 2011
That was so good
Budy236 on Feb 19, 2011
That was like, the funniest thing I’ve read this week.
Michelle Guzman on Apr 21, 2011
Lol!!!nice!!
deanski on Feb 27, 2012
good
Cheesy-B's on Mar 1, 2012
My balls hurt
WhAcK FaGgOt on Mar 1, 2012
Yo’ bitch is on my dick FAGGOT!!!!!
ChloeReynolds on Apr 16, 2012
a pretty cool rap tbqh
ChloeReynolds on Apr 16, 2012
a pretty cool rap tbqh
ChloeReynolds on Apr 16, 2012
a pretty cool rap tbqh

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