This rap really touches the heart. it will make you wanna cry.in a good way though…

okay…..okay, okay,

youz a fool, and you drool. i just sit by the pool, im real cool. im the man with a plan. you just own a caravan.

i like to do cool stuff, like acting real tough. you cant count to three, you sit down when you pee.

when i snap my fingers it will make you wanna cry, actually you will wanna die.

i own a retarded hen, you loving kissing men. my raps come from the south, you like poop in your mouth.

in this rap of mine, i make a sweet rhyme. i can eat a full lemon, you’re a stupid penis gremlin.

you are lame, im insane. I MAKE PAIN

sorry that im so mean to you, but its just because you love eating poo

im getting real competetive, and this song is starting to get repetetive.

im not sure i spelled that right, but at least i put up a fight. good night.

LOLLOLOL 10 min raps of tah dome 

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  • Rose2798 on Oct 22, 2009

    Umm… it’s INTERESTING lol

  • B e a u t i f u l on Nov 8, 2009

    hahaha HILARIOUS YO!

    You should go platinum – I support ;)

  • JawaadAhmadKhan on Feb 14, 2010

    Well, you’re better than half the rappers out there nowadays.

  • Hellotogoodbye on Apr 13, 2010

    That was so good. Random stuff is just always the BEST!

  • LadyGanja on Apr 19, 2010

    Silllyy ! haha

  • suhail on May 20, 2010

    lol @ ladyGanja like the name ‘lady ganja’ … wow like your rap too .. ahh let me try too

    can i play the rap game
    suck at it and put others at blame
    oh what a shame
    this rap game will leave me err.. defame?
    now is this good rap or disgrace
    should i shine or hide my face
    i think i should quit this race
    before i hit the grass
    or you kick my ass …

  • coffeeadict on Nov 6, 2010

    Great 1 – sometimes it’s best to simply put 2 gatha what springs to mind…

  • s j tubrazy on Jan 8, 2011

    That was so good

  • Budy236 on Feb 19, 2011

    That was like, the funniest thing I’ve read this week.

  • Michelle Guzman on Apr 21, 2011

    Lol!!!nice!!

  • deanski on Feb 27, 2012

    good

  • Cheesy-B's on Mar 1, 2012

    My balls hurt

  • WhAcK FaGgOt on Mar 1, 2012

    Yo’ bitch is on my dick FAGGOT!!!!!

  • ChloeReynolds on Apr 16, 2012

    a pretty cool rap tbqh :)

  • ChloeReynolds on Apr 16, 2012

    a pretty cool rap tbqh :)

  • ChloeReynolds on Apr 16, 2012

    a pretty cool rap tbqh :)

  • T-man on Jul 20, 2012

    Dope shit! What do you think of mine?

    Ima keep it real like jesus. Sweet like resses peices. I roll like a big wheel, fly like a G-6, everybody knows ima a MOTHERF@%KING GENIUS! Father of science like Galileo on the street corner selling dat yayo. cause boi im the shit, ask anyone and they’ll tell you im legit. ask your girl she’ll say that im hot, ask my girl she’ll say that your not. big ca-who-na, I eat tuna, I f@cked dat b!tch then i skiped like a-skiped like a-skiped a schonna! On point, yo their aint nothing sweeter then the weed in a joint. combustion inspiration, weed is my dedication. smoking all night long, like cheech and chong. I wake up in the morning with the K-9 on my lawn. Ah what you got? throw that gram away! i got the best sticky-eicky that you’ll ever smoke, you’ll being flying high just after one toke. this weed is so rare it like a panda, yo im representing canada. yeaya! we knowen for our herb, and if you fuck around we kick you to the curb.

  • Corey on Aug 9, 2012

    C.F

    Man that’s some funny s***right there hows mine

    Yeah take your finger out your a** tell that boy to get beefed up before he get beat up I’m sayin this s*** off the top of my head and if your listen I promise you will drop dead I take a pistol put it to your head BOOM your dead

  • Corey on Aug 9, 2012

    C.F
    I be takin out my pistol sayin shut the f*** up I be callin people names like stupid dumb f*** if you can\’t catch me you should give up if you fuckin with me you might have f***** up cause you don\’t know who I am I\’m the beast thats what\’s up

  • Nickey boi on Nov 8, 2012

    Listen to my rap- Aueghhh fuck this shit, fuck my lady I gave her a new baby saying what saying shit out your ass lately but you know me I smoke 10 grams lately and seen me on chealsea lately with five biches you must hate me.. Just made it off the top off my head that’s why its a bit short

  • aNGELI on Nov 19, 2012

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP U HAVE NO FUTURE IN RAP

  • Papa Doc on Jan 20, 2013

    Your lyrics are shitty,
    like when I cop a squat,
    who told you you can fuck
    with the mighty Papa Doc,
    for steppin’ on this stage
    I should’ve rocked your knot,
    don’t get too close
    or you might get shot.
    Yo nigga call your moma
    and tell her come get ya,
    and if she knew it
    she could bring her midget pops with her.
    I put a hole on your head like a 12 guage
    lookin’ like kriss-kross jiggity jump your ass on stage.
    Cuz I’m a grown man
    son I’ll slaughter you,
    make yo mom wish
    that her fat ass aborted you

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