The hunter lay behind a bush. His finger was on the trigger of his gun.
Behind the gun stood a bunny.

Bunny: Waaaaiiitt!

Hunter: Huh? Why

Bunny: Because I want to live

Hunter: I see… but I want to eat

Bunny: Yes… that’s a problem

Hunter: For you! Not for me. How come you can talk by the way?

Bunny: Hehe, don’t be stupid, all bunny’s can talk.But I know a solution for our problem!

Hunter: Your problem

Bunny: Yes okay, my problem… But I know where the chicken lives. You can eat her!

Hunter: Fine with me.

So the hunter and the bunny went to the chicken.

Chicken: Pok?

Bunny: Pokkepok.

Hunter: Huh?

Bunny: Yes, I can also speak chicken-language.

Hunter: Well… Can I shoot him?

Bunny: her.

Hunter: What?

Bunny: Yes, it’s a girl

Hunter: Really?! I can’t eat a girl

chicken: Pok

Hunter: You’re right chicken, I better shoot the bunny.

The hunter shot the bunny.

The end!

Do you want more bunny stories?

#1: http://www.purpleslinky.com/Jokes/Animal/Bunny.653107
#2: http://www.purpleslinky.com/Jokes/Animal/Another-Bunny.653115