DAN HILL:

Pick you up guys tomorrow night at seven. Lets have dinner before going to the game at nine.

SA-1 (Scot Nash):

After all, we don’t have to go to any TV station anymore just to watch those games, huh?

MA-2 (Chris Orton):

The effort was worth it anyway. We have learned much from it. Now we know more with the unfortunate meet up with Dan Hill.

EXT. – STREETS OF L.A. – DAY – MONTAGE

Having nothing really to do, the three aliens go out on the streets. Each of the aliens is observing curiously everything going on around them. They wonder about the traffic jams they never saw in their planet. They are in some awe of the sky lanes and cloverleaf interchanges. They pass some streets seeing all sorts of people and early bird hookers.

They go in and out of malls. Try to see a movie but finds out they need money to buy tickets. Their walk-stop-walk fashion of observing things leads to Chris bumping into a gorgeous white lady, Pamela Fox (Catherine Zeta Jones type), who was trying to fix the back of her short skirt, on her long legs. She falls on her butt spread-legged and her shoulder length brunette hair over her face.

The accident results to . . .

PAMELA:

YOU IDIOT!!! WHY DON’T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING!

MA-2 (Chris Orton):

(Offering his hand — the way basketball players offer to help another player down on his butt — to get her up)

I’m terribly sorry . . . please allow me to help you . . .

PAMELA:

YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT! YOU THINK WE’RE IN A BASKETBALL GAME?!?

Sean and Scot rush behind the lady to help her up.

PAMELA:

(Struggling away from the two)

LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

She gets up with their help, nonetheless, but pushes them off and quickly checks her small bag to see that nothing is missing . . .

PAMELA:

You’re lucky; nothing’s missing from me… I could have taken down all three of you!

(Shows kung-fu movements)

How would you like that?

MA-1 (Sean Rock):

Hey look, she’s doing the stunts we’ve seen on TV. Just like those small-eyed yellow skinned people.

PAMELA:

(Still in a stance, eyes on Chris)

Are you from out this world to see something like this for first time?

(Slowly returns to her normal female pose)

If you were not such an idiot, you’re cute . . .