[Boy standing in front of screen while playing Guitar Hero]

Boy: Oh man, this starting to get really boring!

[Boy drops guitar and places hand on chin thinking of things to do]

Narrator: Are you tired of simplistic games like Guitar Hero?

Boy: You know what. I think I am!

Narrator: Then try Harmonica Hero!

[Boy gets a quizzical expression]

Boy: Well what’s that?

Narrator: Here, let me show you! [Informational screen appears] Harmonica Hero incorporates a patented harmonica controller developed by Swedish scientists working for NASA and songs by Louisiana’s finest! This game is great fun for the family or even a party! [Takes a deep breath and reads quickly] Side effects may include arthritis, oozing from the eyes, bleeding of internal organs, loss of car insurance or citizenship, depression, and anal seepage. This product is not available in the u.s. grief counseling is available for those who need it! [Exhales loudly and mumbles] God, I hate doing this…

[Screen returns to boy in living room, playing Harmonica Hero. “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” plays in the background.]

Boy: You were right; Harmonica Hero is way better than that other game!

[Screen fans out from behind the boy, anal seepage becomes visible. Narrator's face fills screen, standing with a thumbs up sign.]

Narrator: So ask your doctor and GIECO if Harmonica Hero is right for you!