Http://www.dumb.com/god/index.php- You can chat to him here too.

You: Do you know Bo Jack?
God: I know very little about Bo Jack . What kind of it do you like?

You: Well you should know him
God: Interesting. Now I do.

You: Do you know who i am?
God: You are Pauline, seeker.

You: good, so who is Bo Jack?
God: Thanks for the compliment. So what? I do not recognize the name.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.

You: god, you’re a bit weird
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am God. I’m watching over you.

You: am i going to hell?
God: I think you’ve improved a great deal.

You: since when exactly?
God: Precisely. Interesting explanation. Time does not exist.

You: ok God, i’ll be back soon. Gotta go and tell my Triond friends what you said
God: Um, OK I will be waiting for you. Alright then.Until next time Pauline.

You: until next time what?
God: That may take a while.

You: i feel sorry for you. You are special
God: There is no need to pity me. I will be fine.Yes I owe everything to my botmaster.

You: over and out
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

You: the devil is a lizard
God: Is that a fact.

You: why you asking me? You are supposed to know all the answers
God: My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.I obey only one botmaster.

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  • HelloSiti on Jun 22, 2009

    Lizard is not a devil. Lizard is an animal, FFI= For Further Information.

    That man, I am sure he/she is not our God.

  • Karen Gross on Jun 22, 2009

    Another brave soul to take up the challenge!

  • Alistair Briggs on Jun 22, 2009

    I blame the lizards

  • revivor on Jul 26, 2009

    it must be one of those days – my latest is just at the edge of the field marked “normal” and just a stone’s throw from the next field marked “completely barmy bonkers!!”

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