Kip:: Quinn:, correct me if I’m incorrect.

you caught your husband with another woman at the green garden?

Quinn:: Yes, that’s correct..

Valerie walks in.

Valerie: (To security): I’m his wife. moron.

excuse me, pardon me.

Valerie sits

Kip:: When did you finally decide that this was the final straw?

Quinn:: I’m sorry. (pauses to wipe her eyes with a cleanex)

Kip:: it’s okay.

Valerie: can you believe the nerve of this guy?

Audience member 1#: Shh!

Valerie: Who asked you?

Kip:: What made you say hey, I’ve had enough of this marriage?

Quinn:: I couldn’t trust him anymore, I felt that it wouldn’t be healthy if I stayed.

Valerie: no wonder, his show sucks he’s pratically feeding these people garbage.

Audience member 1#: are you kidding . he has the 1# talk show in the country.

Valerie: by what, giving people advice that they could easily pay a shrink?

I mean the guy’s no dr. phil.

Kip:: believe me when I say. you are so much better off from this guy.

Valerie: What a joke.

Audience member 1#: Who are you?

Valerie: I’m his wife.

excuse me? Quinn:. hon. I’m Valerie, why are you here?

do you know how pathetic you look?

“my husband cheated on me, What am i gonna do”?

First off you don’t come on a silly talk show to dish your dirty laundry.

you see a shrink. and secondly you make each and every one of us women look bad.

Kip:: what are you doing?

Valerie: I’m not finished yet. you bring shame to every house wife around the world.

Kip:: okay, enough, please do not insult my guest. Please sit down. you know I have a better idea.

Security!

Security takes Valerie out of the studio.