bby Guess whose coming to Dinner

Wife Oh No not your Mother

Hubby Come On Love she’s not that bad

Wife You know she always fined something to moan about

She loves to pick bones in my cooking.

Hubby We will get the Caterers tonight so you wont have to worry

Mother In Law

Hubby Hi Mom, come on in, Mary is busy in the Kitchen

Mother Yes, she would be, wouldn’t want to char another joint like last

time

Hubby MOM don’t be so hard on Mary, she does the best she can.

Mother Son, you know my feeling about Mary you could have done a

Lot better for yourself, but you wouldn’t listen.

Mother Mary How nice to see you, you’re looking. ………Well

Mary Hello Mother Dinner is served.

Mother I am Amazed Mary your cooking has so improved it was delicious

Later That evening

Hubby Bye Mother glad you enjoyed the dinner see you soon.

Hubby See Mary Told you it wouldn’t be so bad, hey your looking pleased with your self whats the secret

Mary You know the pie we got for Mother, well I replaced it, and she said I can’t cook, but the RAT pie went down very well.

Judith Dupree