LMFAO this is a script that I used in a science presentation.
Julian and Joshua: LASIK EYE SURGERY!!!
Joshua: By me and that dude over there.
Julian: EEWWWWWWW!
Joshua: What, Julian?
Julian: I don’t want to do it JOSHUA!!!!
Joshua: WHY? It can help you!
Julian: really?
Joshua: Here are some pictures of LASIK.
Joshua: Let me introduce some informations about LASIK to you!
Julian: COOL! BUT IS IT DISGUSTING?
Joshua: Well I don’t think so!
Julian: I can’t TRUST YOU!
Joshua: LASIK is a kind of laser surgery, LASIK needs a machine to produce lasers.
Julian: OUCH!
Joshua: SHUSH! LET ME TALK! This can help correct your vision and you can see clearer.
Julian: NICE! But it’s still disgusting.
Joshua: *ARGH* Every surgery is dangerous right?
Julian: YEA!
Joshua: If this goes wrong, you eyes will….
Julian: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Joshua: *SIGH*
Julian: So can you tell me more about LASIK?
Joshua: OK! LASIK can help you correct myopia, hyperopia and astigmatism.
Julian: Oh! I have astigmatism!
Joshua: There is this process called ofamalogist, you perform LASIK using that process together with lasers.
Julian: STOP TALKING ABOUT LASERS!
Joshua: NONONO! Let me finish! But it requires less time and less pain for the patient.
Julian: Thanks for not talking about lasers!
Joshua: No problem! Many people suffers from eye diseases like far and short sighted chooses to do LASERING LASIK rather than wearing glasses and lenses.
Julian: I TOLD YOU TO NOT TALK ABOUT LASER! JOSHUA! CHANGE SCRIPT PLEASE!
Joshua: Fine JULIAN, I’ll be the crying baby then!
Joshua: Ok Josh! I want to know who invented this crazy, stupid, ouching, stoopid, disgusting thing!
Julian: Oh mY GOSH Julian! FIne! An Italy doctor Lucio Buratto and an Greek doctor Loannis Pallikaris invented the LASER EYE SURGERY!
Joshus: AHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES! I HATE LASER!
Julian: I mean LASIK EYE SURGERY!
Fifth Slide
Julian: LASIK isn’t scary, I don’t get why you think it’s scary!
Joshua: EWWWW!!!! It’s just soooo disgusting!
Julian: FINE! I DON”T CARE! Let’s talk about the impact on human society!
Joshua: HELP!!!! (runs away)
Julian: (Drags him) STAY STILL JULIAN!!!!
Joshua: FINE JOSHUA!!
Julian: The Positive impacts! First: It can help us regain our normal vision. Secondly: It can decrease the number of patient waiting in a certain area. So the ones that have worse diseases can see the doctor faster. SO! Julian do you want to hear the negative impact?
Joshua: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Julian: Then cover your ears because you might cry!
Joshua: It’s ok!
Julian: Finally Julian! You’re not a scardy cat anymore! The negative impact is that if the surgery is not done well, your eyes might not see anymore!
Joshua: SAD!
Julian: It’s ok Ju! You’re not one in the millions!
Joshua: I don’t know if I want to do it or not! ITS SCARING ME OFF!
Julian:*sigh*
Julian: SO Ju! You know how LASIK is affected by different things?
Joshua: Noooooo!
Julian: Ok! Culture affects LASIK by:
Joshua: WHAaaaaaaaaT?
Julian: In different places, there will be different machines, like if it is a country that LOVES safety, they will have more safety machines, although they have safe machines, it doesn’t mean that they are better than the others!
Joshua: How about Politics!
Julian: DO YOU HAVE TO BE HYPER?
Joshua: YES! HOW ABOUT POLITICS!
Julian: Fine… if the governor cares about their citizens, they will have more expensive and safer machines in the same time. But it doesn’t mean that poor countries does not care about their citizens!
Joshua: O I C!!
Julian: STOP SINGING!
Joshua: How about Economic! TELL MEEEEEEEEE!
Julian: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU! Places that are poor have cheaper machines, so the poor countries may just use it for easy surgeries.
Joshua: WHY, WHy, TELL ME WHYYYYY!
Julian: This is because if the machine is cheap, and you use it for BIIIIG surgeries. The machines might go wrong.
Joshua: HOW BIGG?
Julian: Bigger than you! AND STOP BEING HYPER! (HITS JOSHUA”S HEAD)
Julian: Do you understand what’s LASIK now?
Joshua: no!
Julian: Oh my goshhhhh! why are you so stu..*caugh* ok, watch the video and you will understand!
Joshua: ok!
(watches)
Julian: Do you know where I got this infos from?
Joshua: No
Julian: check this out!
Julian: This is the end!
Joshua: Finally!
Julian: Do you understand now?
Joshua: YES… after the video.
(Back to Normal)
Joshua and Julian: Thank you for watching and hope you enjoyed 
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