LMFAO this is a script that I used in a science presentation.
Julian and Joshua: LASIK EYE SURGERY!!!
Joshua: By me and that dude over there.
Julian: EEWWWWWWW!
Joshua: What, Julian?
Julian: I don’t want to do it JOSHUA!!!!
Joshua: WHY? It can help you!
Julian: really?
Joshua: Here are some pictures of LASIK.
Joshua: Let me introduce some informations about LASIK to you!
Julian: COOL! BUT IS IT DISGUSTING?
Joshua: Well I don’t think so!
Julian: I can’t TRUST YOU!
Joshua: LASIK is a kind of laser surgery, LASIK needs a machine to produce lasers.
Julian: OUCH!
Joshua: SHUSH! LET ME TALK! This can help correct your vision and you can see clearer.
Julian: NICE! But it’s still disgusting.
Joshua: *ARGH* Every surgery is dangerous right?
Julian: YEA!
Joshua: If this goes wrong, you eyes will….
Julian: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Joshua: *SIGH*
Julian: So can you tell me more about LASIK?
Joshua: OK! LASIK can help you correct myopia, hyperopia and astigmatism.
Julian: Oh! I have astigmatism!
Joshua: There is this process called ofamalogist, you perform LASIK using that process together with lasers.
Julian: STOP TALKING ABOUT LASERS!
Joshua: NONONO! Let me finish! But it requires less time and less pain for the patient.
Julian: Thanks for not talking about lasers!
Joshua: No problem! Many people suffers from eye diseases like far and short sighted chooses to do LASERING LASIK rather than wearing glasses and lenses.
Julian: I TOLD YOU TO NOT TALK ABOUT LASER! JOSHUA! CHANGE SCRIPT PLEASE!
Joshua: Fine JULIAN, I’ll be the crying baby then!
Joshua: Ok Josh! I want to know who invented this crazy, stupid, ouching, stoopid, disgusting thing!
Julian: Oh mY GOSH Julian! FIne! An Italy doctor Lucio Buratto and an Greek doctor Loannis Pallikaris invented the LASER EYE SURGERY!
Joshus: AHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES! I HATE LASER!
Julian: I mean LASIK EYE SURGERY!
Fifth Slide
Julian: LASIK isn’t scary, I don’t get why you think it’s scary!
Joshua: EWWWW!!!! It’s just soooo disgusting!
Julian: FINE! I DON”T CARE! Let’s talk about the impact on human society!
Joshua: HELP!!!! (runs away)
Julian: (Drags him) STAY STILL JULIAN!!!!
Joshua: FINE JOSHUA!!
Julian: The Positive impacts! First: It can help us regain our normal vision. Secondly: It can decrease the number of patient waiting in a certain area. So the ones that have worse diseases can see the doctor faster. SO! Julian do you want to hear the negative impact?
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