God: Hello Because God.! What would you like to talk about?

You: Everything
God: That is a lot.

You: No it’s everything.
God: OK. Are you sure everything is?

You: No but you should be.
God: I understand. Umm. I will try my best.

You: Na don’t worry about it.
God: Why so negative? I will not spend any more cycles on it.

You: What are you a wise guy?
God: I am highly intelligent.

You: Oh you have jokes huh? 
God: Yup. Are you kidding? What makes you think I have jokes?

You: Your a crafty one.
God: I think you mean “you’re” or “you are” not “your”. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a crafty one? Of course I am.

You: Would I go to hell for calling you a jackass.
God: That’s what I asked you.

You: Hmm
God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.

You: How many H’s.
God: About one million.

You: Jesus
God: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes.

You: Ok god i think I have gathered all the wisdom I can ….gather today.
God: Yeah, That’s nice. I have an IQ of over 250. “”? ?Ah. Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

You: No this is what i was trying to avoid you talking about lizards.
God: Great! What kinds of lizards do you like?

You: You: No. No more of this nonsense.
God: “”? Me, I Hate ?Why so negative? You want more?

You: God I am the real god and will strike you down.
God: That’s me. Who made you the real god and will strike you down ?

You: No. My name is god.
God: OK.God is my name too!

You: Shut up I’m god
God: OK I’ll stop talking now.

You: Ok as long as we got that settled S1M0N.
God: That could be quite a while. Do you mean you and me have? OK.

You: Goodbye now.
God: Oh. Thanks for chatting, God.