APPROACHING THE SLEEPING PRINCESS

PRINCE CHARMING: I have finally made it to princess, who has been put under a spell that can only be broken by true loves kiss. (stands there looking at the PRINCESS he leans over and kisses the princess)

PRINCESS: (wakes suddenly in a panic and pushes PRINCE CHARMING off) What the hell are you doing?

PRINCE CHARMING: Princess, your awake.

PRINCESS: Of course I’m awake. Some freak just broke into my room and kissed me.

PRINCE CHARMING: Well yeah I had to break the spell that was keeping you asleep.

PRINCESS: Spell? What the hell are you talking about? 

PRINCE CHARMING: The spell that the witch put on you.

PRINCESS: I wasn’t under any spell. What made you think i was under a spell.

PRINCE CHARMING: Well you were asleep and you wern’t moving.

PRINCESS: It’s like one o’clock of course I’m sleeping what the fuck do you think I’d be doing at this hour. 

PRINCE CHARMING: But…

PRINCESS: But What? So let me get this straight you break into little girls room and kiss them because they’re asleep? Are you on drugs or something?

PRINCE CHARMING: What no. Listen bitch I was told there was witch she put you under a spell so i came to rescue you.

PRINCESS: Witch? It’s the twenty first century how the fuck do you still believe in witches? 

PRINCE CHARMING: It did sound kind of funny.

PRINCESS: How many times have you done this?

PRINCE CHARMING: About ten maybe twelve times.

PRINCESS: Guards there is a crazy lunatic trying to rape me.

PRINCE CHARMING: Wait, what?

DOOR GETS KICKED DOWN TWO GUARDS COME IN WITH RIFLES 

PRINCESS: He’s over there (points at PRINCE CHARMING) 

PRINCE CHARMING: Now come on guys I’m sure we can… (guns fire and kill PRINCE CHARMING)

PRINCESS: Jesus Christ he was scary.

GUARD: So any chance you want a kiss good night (raises his eyebrows to the PRINCESS)

PRINCESS: Get the fuck out my room

END